Let’s be honest… not all spray tans are created equal.
As a professional mobile spray tanning company, we’ve seen it all. From streaky legs to orange hands and that one time someone didn’t rinse for two days (yes, really). While we’d never name names, we can share some of the most common spray tan fails – so you can avoid them and glow like a pro instead.
If you’ve ever worried about a tan going wrong, this one’s for you.
1. The “I Forgot to Exfoliate” Disaster
The fail:
Patchy, uneven tan that clings to dry areas like elbows, knees, and ankles – leaving you looking more “leopard print” than bronzed goddess.
Why it happens
Dead skin builds up and absorbs tan unevenly. Without proper prep, your tan has no smooth base to develop on.
How to avoid it:
- Exfoliate 24 hours before your appointment
- Focus on dry areas (elbows, knees, ankles, hands)
- Avoid oil-based scrubs – they block the tan from developing properly
Pro tip: Smooth skin = smooth glow. Always.
2. The Orange Hands Situation
The fail:
Perfect tan everywhere… except your hands, which look suspiciously like you’ve been eating Wotsits all day.
Why it happens:
Hands absorb more product due to thicker skin and frequent movement.
How to avoid it:
- Lightly moisturise hands before your tan
- Avoid touching your body during development time
- Let your technician blend carefully (we’ve got techniques for this!)
3. The “I Slept in It Wrong” Mishap
The fail:
Streaks, lines, and mysterious patches from sheets, sweat, or awkward sleeping positions.
Why it happens:
Your tan is still developing and can transfer or crease if you move too much or get too warm.
How to avoid it:
- Wear loose, dark clothing after your tan
- Avoid tight straps, bras, or leggings
- Sleep on dark sheets if leaving tan overnight
- Keep cool – overheating = streaking
5. The “I Went to the Gym Too Soon” Regret
The fail:
Sweat marks, streaks, and patchy fading – especially around the chest, back, and underarms.
Why it happens:
Sweating during development disrupts the tan before it sets properly.
How to avoid it:
- Avoid workouts, saunas, and anything sweaty for at least 8–12 hours
- Plan your tan around your schedule (we can help with that!)
6. The Patchy Fade-Out
The fail:
Your tan starts beautifully… then fades unevenly, leaving you blotchy after a few days.
Why it happens:
Dry skin, lack of moisturising, and long baths all speed up uneven fading..
How to avoid it:
- Moisturise daily (this is non-negotiable!)
- Avoid long, hot baths
- Pat skin dry instead of rubbing
- Stay hydrated – it really helps your skin
7. The “DIY Gone Wrong” Experimen
The fail:
Streaks, missed spots, uneven colour… and a bathroom that tells the whole story.
Why it happens:
At-home products can be tricky to apply evenly without professional equipment or training.
How to avoid it:
- Book a professional mobile spray tan (hello, that’s us )
- Enjoy even coverage, expert blending, and zero stress
- Why Choosing the Right Spray Tan Matters
A great spray tan isn’t just about the product – it’s about:
- Proper skin prep
- Professional application
- Expert shade matching
- Aftercare guidance
That’s exactly what we specialise in at Wild About Tan. We bring the salon experience to your home, so you can relax and glow with confidence.
Final Thoughts: Glow Smart, Not Sorry
Spray tans should make you feel amazing – not stressed.
Most tanning fails come down to prep, timing, or aftercare. Get those right, and you’ll have a flawless, natural-looking glow every time.
If you’re ever unsure, just ask – we’re always happy to guide you.
Ready for a flawless tan without the fails?
Book your mobile spray tan with Wild About Tan and let us take care of everything – from prep to perfect glow.
Because your tan should turn heads… for the right reasons.